FOOD Share this:TwitterFacebookGoogleLike this:Like Loading... 12 thoughts on “FOOD” A man got hit hard with a can of 7up. He is alright, though. It was a soft drink. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply And now, there’s a new kind of sausage, made with meat on one end and corn meal on the other; for people who are having trouble making both ends meat! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply “When pouring ketchup from a bottle, None will come out, and then a lot’ll.” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply If April showers bring May flowers; what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Diner: “My wife’s got me on a diet, so I’ll just have a salad.” Waitress:”Very well sir, and what would you like on your salad?” Diner: “PIE!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply I’m gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before New Year, and when they arrive, I’ll say, “I ordered this a year ago!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply What’s the best way to Roast a turkey? Roast a chicken at the same time, and when the chicken is burnt to a crisp, the turkey will be just right! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Definition of a “stage two vegetarian:” That’s where you feed vegetables to a cow – and then eat the cow! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply “Pi R squared” is incorrect. Pi R round; cornbread R squared. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply I like to refer to my latest attempt at dieting as the “Seafood Diet.” I see food – and I eat it! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply McDonald’s has now sold about 300 billion hamburgers – that’s almost 50 pounds of meat! LikeLike Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email.