FOOD Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookGoogleLike this:Like Loading... 17 thoughts on “FOOD” A man got hit hard with a can of 7up. He is alright, though. It was a soft drink. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply And now, there’s a new kind of sausage, made with meat on one end and corn meal on the other; for people who are having trouble making both ends meat! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply “When pouring ketchup from a bottle, None will come out, and then a lot’ll.” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply If April showers bring May flowers; what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Diner: “My wife’s got me on a diet, so I’ll just have a salad.” Waitress:”Very well sir, and what would you like on your salad?” Diner: “PIE!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply I’m gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before New Year, and when they arrive, I’ll say, “I ordered this a year ago!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply What’s the best way to Roast a turkey? Roast a chicken at the same time, and when the chicken is burnt to a crisp, the turkey will be just right! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Definition of a “stage two vegetarian:” That’s where you feed vegetables to a cow – and then eat the cow! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply “Pi R squared” is incorrect. Pi R round; cornbread R squared. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply I like to refer to my latest attempt at dieting as the “Seafood Diet.” I see food – and I eat it! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply McDonald’s has now sold about 300 billion hamburgers – that’s almost 50 pounds of meat! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply What popular snack food is strictly forbidden while taking college entrance exams? Cheetos! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply A clerk in a gardening store smiled at his next customer, and asked “May I help you?” “Yes,” replied the customer. “I’d like to buy three dozen strawberry plants, a long-handled spade, a hoe, and a revolving sprinkler.” The clerk said “Very well, sir.” Then, after locating all of the items, he stepped over to a stack of 50 pound bags of steer manure, piled on a utility cart. As he lifted a bag over his shoulder, he said, “And I’m sure you’ll be needing some of this as well,” as he plopped the bag down on the counter with the rest of the merchandise. “What’s that for?” asked the customer. “To spread on top of the strawberries,” said the clerk. ”Gee!” exclaimed the customer. “Back home, we always put sugar and cream on ours!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men…. Had scrambled eggs for breakfast! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Teacher: Name the four basic food groups. Student: Take-out, instant, frozen, and canned. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply I prefer my pizza cut into four slices, rather than eight slices, because I can’t eat more than four slices of pizza. LikeLike Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) w Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email.