NEWS & POLITICS Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookGoogleLike this:Like Loading... 7 thoughts on “NEWS & POLITICS” Late one night, a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money,” he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, “You can’t do this! I am a US Congressman!” “Oh, in that case,” smiled the robber, “Give me MY money!” LikeLike Reply This printed in a Texas newspaper: The oldest cowboy in Texas died this week at the age of 106. On his birthday he was asked his secret to longevity and he said that for the past 50 years he has sprinkled a little gunpowder on his cereal each morning. He left behind 8 children, 21 grandchildren, 32 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the crematorium. LikeLike Reply Did you hear about the midget clairvoyant who escaped from prison? Headlines read, “SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE!” LikeLike Reply We should be thankful that we’re only getting about ten percent of the government we’re paying for! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Pro and con are opposites, That fact is clearly seen. If progress means to move forward, Then what does congress mean? LikeLike Reply Under capitalism; man exploits man. Under communism – it‘s the other way around. LikeLike Reply Where’s the best place to be during a nuclear explosion? Any place where you can say, “What was that?” LikeLike Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email.