4 thoughts on “NEWS & POLITICS

  1. Late one night, a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money,” he demanded.
    Scandalized, the man replied, “You can’t do this! I am a US Congressman!”
    “Oh, in that case,” smiled the robber, “Give me MY money!”


  2. This printed in a Texas newspaper:
    The oldest cowboy in Texas died this week at the age of 106. On his birthday he was asked his secret to longevity and he said that for the past 50 years he has sprinkled a little gunpowder on his cereal each morning. He left behind 8 children, 21 grandchildren, 32 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the crematorium.


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