DOCTOR Share this:TwitterFacebookGoogleLike this:Like Loading... 5 thoughts on “DOCTOR” “Doctor, it hurts when I do that.” “Then don’t do that!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply My doctor told me to avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn’t open his bill. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply “You have six months to live, and you owe me five thousand dollars.” “But doctor! I can’t possibly pay you that much in just six months!” “Okay, then you’ve got nine months to live!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Statistics show that 50% of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class, and what do you call the guy who graduates very last in his class? Doctor! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply I don’t know much about psychiatry, but I think I figured out why you never see the Rorschach inkblots on television. The censor thinks they’re dirty! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email.