MONEY Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookGoogleLike this:Like Loading... 7 thoughts on “MONEY” “How much for the shoes in the window?” “Twenty five dollars.” “Well, right down the street they’re only fifteen!” “So go there and buy them.” “But they’re out of them right now.” “Well, when we’re out of them, they’re five bucks!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Did you here about the million-dollar robbery? It was at a thousand-dollar-a-plate fund-raising dinner. The thieves managed to get away with a thousand plates! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Legend has it that George Washington once threw a silver dollar across the Potomac river and no one has ever done it since, but of course, a dollar went a lot further back then. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply A lady walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the lady hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the lady returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The lady replied, “Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply The proposed newly simplified income tax form has only two steps: A. List all of the money that you earned for the entire year. B. Send it in. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Question: Why did the Colosseum in ancient Rome go bankrupt? Answer: Because the lions gobbled up all of the prophets! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply They’ve raised the price of sleeping bags, so now, even down is up! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) w Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email.