LAWYER

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  1. The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

    “Ever have an accident?”

    “Nope, nary a one.”

    “None? You’ve never had any accidents?”

    “Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never.”

    “Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?”

    “Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.”

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