CELEBRITY

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5 thoughts on “CELEBRITY

  1. Billy Crystal’s car stalled on the freeway, and all he needed was a jump-start. But when the tow truck driver asked him if he needed help, he said, “Please! don’t get me started!” so the guy said, “Okay!” and drove off!

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  2. An old television star whose show has been on for years and was recently canceled runs into a news reporter on the street.
    “Do you personally answer the hundreds of letters of adoration that have been pouring into the studio every day demanding that your show be renewed?” asks the reporter.
    “Goodness no!” replied the actor, “I hardly have time to write them.”

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