CELEBRITY Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookGoogleLike this:Like Loading... 7 thoughts on “CELEBRITY” What do Kermit the frog; Alexander the Great; and Smokey the bear all have in common? The same middle name (the). LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Billy Crystal’s car stalled on the freeway, and all he needed was a jump-start. But when the tow truck driver asked him if he needed help, he said, “Please! don’t get me started!” so the guy said, “Okay!” and drove off! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply If Warren Beatty had eggs Benedict around noon on Sunday, it could be called the Beatty brunch! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply If Tuesday Weld married Frederick March III, She’d become Tuesday March the third! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply An old television star whose show has been on for years and was recently canceled runs into a news reporter on the street. “Do you personally answer the hundreds of letters of adoration that have been pouring into the studio every day demanding that your show be renewed?” asks the reporter. “Goodness no!” replied the actor, “I hardly have time to write them.” LikeLike Reply Why was Vincent Van Gogh so knowledgeable? Because everything he heard went in one ear…..and stayed there! LikeLike Reply I got turned down for a part in a western movie, because I couldn’t “mosey” well enough. LikeLike Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email.