TRAVEL & CAR Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookGoogleLike this:Like Loading... 5 thoughts on “TRAVEL & CAR” During a commuter flight on a three-engine jetliner, the pilot came on the intercom and announced that one of the engines had failed. He said that there was no real risk, as the plane could actually fly on only one engine if necessary, but they would be about forty-five minutes late getting to their destination. One of the passengers became upset, and very impatient, as he had an important business meeting that he couldn’t afford to miss. Then, a few minutes later, the pilot came on the intercom to announce that another engine had failed. He again reassured the passengers that the plane could still fly safely, but the delay in landing would now be at least an hour and a half. The man was overcome with worry, and began pacing up and down in the aisle, as the flight attendant tried to reassure him that there was no real risk to his safety. “That may be true,” said the man, “but if that third engine fails, we’ll be up here all day!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply When I die, I hope I go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did; not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply As a policeman pulled a motorist over for going the wrong way down a one-way street, he asked, “And just where do you think you’re going?” “I’m not sure!” said the motorist, “But wherever it is, I must be late; everybody’s coming back!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply A man, looking very lost in downtown Manhattan, asked a cab-driver, “Can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall?” “Practice!” said the cabbie. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Caller: “Hello, 911? Please come at once! My house is on fire!” 911 operator: “Okay, just tell us how to get there.” Caller: “Don’t you still have that big red truck?” LikeLike Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email.