4 thoughts on “WALKS INTO A BAR

  1. A doctor, whose office was in a high-rise building, would stop by the lounge on the first floor every day at precisely 4:30 pm. The doctor was fond of daiquiris – especially with chopped almonds in them. So every day, Dick, the bartender, would have an almond daiquiri already mixed and waiting for him.
    Then one day, as Dick was about to mix the drink, he discovered that he had run out of almonds, but he found a bag of hickory nuts behind the bar, so he chopped up a few, and substituted them when he mixed the drink.
    The doctor showed up right on time, and as soon as he tasted the drink, he asked, “Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?” To which Dick replied, “No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc!”

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  2. A very large, very drunk women walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.
    “We don’t allow pigs in here!” said the bartender.
    “It’s not a pig, stupid, it’s a duck!” shouted the woman.
    To which the bartender replied, “I was talking to the duck!”

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