WORK Share this:TwitterFacebookGoogleLike this:Like Loading... 13 thoughts on “WORK” My boss told me to have a good day… So I went home. 🏡 LikeLiked by 1 person Reply After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman, as people call it. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply A man wanted to join a monastery, where they sold fish and chips to sustain themselves financially. When the man in charge told him to report to the man in the kitchen, he went there, and asked the first man he saw, “Are you the fish friar?” to which he replied, “No, I’m the chip monk!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply The engineering major says, “How does it work?” The economics major says, “What does it cost?” The art history major says, “Would you like fries with that?” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply A guy was applying for a job as a switchman on the railroad. The interviewer asked him to imagine that he was standing at his assigned switch with instructions to hold it in a certain position. “But you looked up the tracks and saw a train coming, and then looked down the tracks to see another train coming from the other direction, and it was clear that if you didn’t move the switch, the two trains would surely collide head-on!” said the interviewer. “What would you do?” The man said, “I’d run to find a phone!” “And who would you call?” said the interviewer, “I’d call my brother!” said the man. “Why in the world would you call your brother?” asked the interviewer, to which the man replied, “My brother’s never seen a train wreck!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his own meat-grinder? He got a little behind in his orders! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply I used to be a banker but then I lost interest. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply I had a job crushing pop cans. It was soda pressing. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply A farmer is a man who is out standing in his field. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply A specialist is an expert who persistently learns more and more about less and less. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply I once had a job inventorying sheep – but I kept falling asleep! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Teacher: “Which do you think is worse; ignorance or apathy?” Student: “I don’t know and I don’t care.” LikeLike Reply I thought about becoming a tree surgeon – but I faint at the sight of sap. LikeLike Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email.