HOLIDAY Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookGoogleLike this:Like Loading... 9 thoughts on “HOLIDAY” What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? CLAUStrophobic!! 🎅 LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey, because it is always stuffed!! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply ….And they don’t want to be called “elves” any more. the proper term now is “subordinate clause!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Santa’s wife’s name? Mary Christmas, of course! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Dear Santa, Define “naughty…” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Participants in the championship chess tournament were denied permission to meet in the hotel lobby, due to it’s policy prohibiting “Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Q. What does Santa like to do in the garden? A. Hoe, hoe, hoe! LikeLike Reply What can you give a man who has everything? Antibiotics! LikeLike Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email.