9 thoughts on “POLICE & MILITARY

  1. First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”

    Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”

    First soldier: “Why-ever not?”

    Second soldier: “It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!”

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  2. One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied,

    “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”

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  3. An officer was angry to see a new recruit walk past him with both hands in the front pockets of his fatigue trousers.
    “What’s the matter, soldier? Are your hands cold?” he shouted.
    “No Sir!” replied the recruit with a smile. “I got ’em in my pockets!”

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  4. After an army drill sergeant had just been especially hard on one of his men, he remarked, “I’ll bet you can’t wait until I’m dead, so you can dance on my grave!” “No, sergeant!” said the private. “I swore that once I get out of the army, I’m never going to stand in another line!”


  5. A man fell out of a third story window, and as he lay on the sidewalk a cop showed up and asked him, “What happened?” To which the man replied, “I don’t know! I just got here myself!”


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