SCHOOL Share this:TwitterFacebookGoogleLike this:Like Loading... 12 thoughts on “SCHOOL” Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!! LikeLike Reply During a history lesson, a teacher asked a little boy in her third grade class, “What was Abraham Lincoln most famous for?” “Oh, that’s easy,” said the boy, “for chopping down his father’s cherry tree.” But the snickering and giggling that filled the classroom told him immediately that he had gotten the presidents mixed up. So, when the teacher then asked him, “What did “Abraham” say, when his father asked him to tell the truth?” the little boy quickly responded with, “He said “Father, I cannot tell a lie! George Washington did it!”” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Teacher: Use the word dandelion in a sentence. Student: The cheetah is faster dandelion. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Teacher: Use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Student: I have nine buttons on my jacket, but I can only fascinate. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply And wouldn’t a 7-letter-word with 3 U’s in it be unusual? LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Those who can, do; Those who can’t, teach; Those who can’t teach, teach gym. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Teacher: If you were to say, “I have fifty dollars in my pocket,” would that be past tense, present tense, or future tense? Student: That would be pretense! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Student: “Teacher!” Teacher: “Yes?” Student: “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” Teacher: “Of course not.” Student: “I didn’t do my homework.” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Then their was the cross-eyed teacher, who couldn’t control her pupils! LikeLiked by 2 people Reply Teacher: “Can anyone tell me how old the earth is?” Student: “Oh I know this one! The earth is four billion, five hundred million, and three years old!” Teacher: “How in the world did you possibly come up with that figure?” Student: “I’ve taken this class three times now, and the first time I took it, the earth was four billion, five hundred million years old!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Teacher: “Which do you think is worse; ignorance or apathy?” Student: “I don’t know and I don’t care!” LikeLike Reply I was going to major in chemistry – but the chemistry lab was clear across the campus from the snack bar. LikeLike Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email.