BLONDE Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookGoogleLike this:Like Loading... 4 thoughts on “BLONDE” Why did the blonde keep staring at the orange juice carton? Because it clearly stated, in big letters: “CONCENTRATE.” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply A blonde was astonisted to learn that her girlfriend had recently gotten married in Rio De Janeiro in a wedding that cost more money than she had ever heard of in her life! – Five hundred Brazillion dollars! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply The blonde was disappointed to find that so many of the “M & Ms” in her package were misprinted with “Ws”….and it seemed like it was taking forever for the green ones to ripen. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply In a game of “Trivial Pursuit,” a blonde was asked the question: “If you were in a vacuum, and somebody called your name, would you hear it?” The blonde then asked, “Is the vacuum turned on or turned off?” LikeLike Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email.