14 thoughts on “HEALTH

  1. Three elderly ladies were discussing the trials of getting older.
    One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”
    The second lady chimed in, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.”
    The third one responded, “Well, I’m glad I don’t have that problem; knock on wood,” she raps her knuckles on the table, then says, “That must be the door, I’ll get it.”

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  2. Two patients, confined to the third floor of a mental hospital, found a flashlight, and one patient said to the other, as they looked out the window, “We can use this to escape! I’ll shine the light down to the ground, and you can slide down on the light beam! Then I’ll toss the flashlight down, and you can shine it up here, so I can slide down the beam!”
    “Do you think I’m crazy?” shouted the other man, “Knowing you, I’ll get halfway down the beam, and you’ll turn the light off!”

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  3. An inmate in a mental hospital began to notice that a newly-arrived patient seemed to be spending most of his time on his hands and knees, with his ear pressed against a wall. Out of curiosity, he asked the patient, “What are you doing?” but the man said, “Shhh!” and continued his strange behavior. The curios man then put his ear to the wall, and after a few seconds, he said, “I don’t hear a thing! Nothing at all!” “I know!” whispered the patient, “It’s been like that all day!”


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