HOLIDAY Share this:TwitterFacebookLike Loading... 9 thoughts on “HOLIDAY” What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? CLAUStrophobic!! 🎅 LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey, because it is always stuffed!! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply ….And they don’t want to be called “elves” any more. the proper term now is “subordinate clause!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Santa’s wife’s name? Mary Christmas, of course! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Dear Santa, Define “naughty…” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Participants in the championship chess tournament were denied permission to meet in the hotel lobby, due to it’s policy prohibiting “Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Q. What does Santa like to do in the garden? A. Hoe, hoe, hoe! LikeLike Reply What can you give a man who has everything? Antibiotics! LikeLike Reply Leave a comment Cancel reply Δ
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? CLAUStrophobic!! 🎅 LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey, because it is always stuffed!! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
….And they don’t want to be called “elves” any more. the proper term now is “subordinate clause!” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
Participants in the championship chess tournament were denied permission to meet in the hotel lobby, due to it’s policy prohibiting “Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
CLAUStrophobic!! 🎅
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Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving?
A turkey, because it is always stuffed!!
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What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!!
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….And they don’t want to be called “elves” any more. the proper term now is “subordinate clause!”
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Santa’s wife’s name?
Mary Christmas, of course!
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Dear Santa,
Define “naughty…”
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Participants in the championship chess tournament were denied permission to meet in the hotel lobby, due to it’s policy prohibiting “Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
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Q. What does Santa like to do in the garden?
A. Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What can you give a man who has everything?
Antibiotics!
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